Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My night at the golden globes....

no, yet again, i did not attend....but watched with longing from my couch...

And now that 24+ hrs has passed here is my assessment of the evening...

Best speech: for funny i'll go with hugh laurie (love the british dry wit) with sacha baron cohen and helen mirren tied for second (such a saucy lass).
Best tears: America Ferrar...beautiful in every way...
Best camera shot: the endless frames of annette benning drinking...and drinking...and drinking....
Best 'why are they sitting together' shot: jack nicholson and reese witherspoon....WTF???
Most overused quote: 'what balls this man has....and by balls i mean artistic vision'. Tom Hanks...dirty...does not compute....
Most anti-climactic speech: Warren Beatty getting the Cecil B. DeMille award....and trying to quote borat in his speech...
Scariest Moment: Arnold Schwartzenegger presenting the best movie to babel directors, who just happen to be mexican. the one director looking over at arnold and saying 'i swear all my papers are in order governor'. akward......
Best shot they didnt get: Brad and Ang kissing after the babel win....


And now on to what you've all been waiting for...THE CLOTHES!

Top 6. of the evening (dresses)
Best

6. Helen Mirren
5. Reese Witherspoon
4. Drew Barrymore
3. Ali Larter
2. Jennifer Lopez
1. Angelina Jolie

Worst:

6. Vanessa Williams...would've been prettier without the exploding hedghog on the back of her head...looked kinda like she stapled dee snider to her weave
5. Beyonce...took 'golden' and extentions a little too far
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt...why was she there? oh and her dress didnt fit right...
3. Eva Longoria...too much makeup + too much going on with the dress = could've been pretty, but just wasnt there...
2. Ellen Pompeo...WTF???? i dont know where to start!
1. Hugh Grant's hair....what weed wacker cut that thing?!?!?

with honourable mentions in the worst category going to sienna 'heidi from hell' miller and cameron diaz...the dress didnt need that shoulder strap...would've been on the best list if not for that...

so i leave you with todays installment of amazing (but true!) facts:The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

there! now go tell that to someone and they'll think you're soooo smart!

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